A Day In My Life

I've debated the title of this post for about an hour now trying to remember if articles in a title should be capitalized or not. Look, I made a choice, let's just move on from this.

Today, I wanted to take you along for a typical day with me, because I spend 97% of my time alone and it feels better if I imagine I have you guys there with me. Cyber hugs! Keep it above the waist.

I started out the morning bright and early at 5:00 am to watch not one, but two movies in a row on Netflix. You'd be surprised to hear that Don't Be A Menace and Annie actually pair quite nicely when watched subsequently.
There it is again. Articles in a title, and underlining vs italics. I need English lessons.

After that, I chugged two cups of coffee and had every intention of proudly sporting my slipper shoes into Salvation Army to buy silverware--don't judge--, but within almost minutes my bowels were screaming from my previous beverage choices and all I could think of was the safety of the Target bathroom where I was headed next.

Can you detect the hustle?

At Target, I proceeded to purchase only the items on my list, and successfully made it through checkout without any attitude sales pitches from the Target lady. Seriously, if you ask me about that debit care one more time....

I bought aforementioned silverware, because girl can't keep a fork in the house around here....



...and curtains, the rod to which I strategically used to cover my five head/pose for an awkward wizard-like selfie.

I also snapped this photo of Zoey on the outside table, which Zack hates because he fears she will fall through the glass and shred herself to bits and which I secretly encourage because of cuteness reasons. We're great parents.

After avoiding picking up this small piece of trash on the floor for the rest of the morning, I decided I would treat myself to some sushi for lunch.

Aren't you grateful for this visual aid?

The trek to get sushi was somewhat less than enjoyable. If you have ever tried to parallel park a long bed F-150 on a busy street you understand. Oh, and there was that moment when I tried to take a paper from The Pitch dispenser and was unfortunate enough to discover that someone had peed in there.

But all in all, it was a pretty good, productive day. I came home and outrageously almost forgot to take a picture of my food before I ate it. 

Following my food coma, I took a three hour nap and am now sharing it with you fine people.

Thanks for hanging out with me today. You're the best imaginary friends a girl could ask for. Byeee!